Three Days in Pod2G: Insanity in County Jail

It was Friday, January 16th, 2015, and I was running a pub crawl; just me. I think I had about twelve beers in only six hours. It is about 10PM, and there is a knock at the front door. I open the door and there are two police officers on my front porch. I said what's going on? The officer said I was being arrested. Monday was the Martin Luther King holiday. I would spend three long days enduring the insanity in pod 2G of the county jail.