Ark: Oldest Trick in the Book

Is the cure for a man's midlife crisis hidden in the ancient mystery of Noah's Ark?

In the midst of a shadowy promotion within the secretive E Pluribus Unum, Zejuvs Ibn Nuh finds himself spiraling into a deep midlife crisis. Feverish, hazy, he escapes from Geneva to the Jura mountains, only to stumble into a surreal après-ski party and a violent encounter involving a cloaked monk: Nephilim.

When Zejuvs collapses, he awakens in a remote abbey in Saint-Claude, where time seems to bend. Immersed in the wisdom of the Desert Fathers, he begins to unravel the meaning behind a recurring dream rooted in humanity's oldest story.

Guided by Nephilim, Zejuvs embarks on a soul-searching journey through the ancient practice of Hesychasm at the foot of Mount Ararat. Over seven grueling days on an isolated farm, he battles inner demons, reconnects with his ancestors, and rediscovers himself.

What awaits him at the end is not just healing -- it is the revelation of humanity's most sacred shrine.