Using glowing, hypnotic images and a funny, provocative text, the author relives his father's most amazing Christmas. "Red Ranger from Mars" Breathed, while on a visit to his aunt on an island, discovers a hermit named Saunder Clos who is rumored to be the actual Santa Claus. Though not believing in Santa himself, Red decides to investigate - and to ask the legendary figure for a Red Ranger bicycle. And his strange and bittersweet meeting with Saunder Clos leads to the most remarkable bicycle ever delivered on a Christmas morning.