Death, Danger and Sometimes Christmas: 30 Parlous Verses for a Cimmerian Millenium

Although called an "achingly poignant look at the awkwardness of adolescent years" and a "deft political thriller in the tradition of Clancy and Koontz", it is in fact neither of these. It is a collection of poetry which captures the grandeur and magnificence of human drama.

No, no, that's not it either.

This is in fact a collection of poems of largely personal consequence collected together for the first time to prevent the author from having to look all over the house for them. Including the garage.