Dear Cow, Not Now, I'm Busy!: (And Other Funny Poems)

Dear Cow, Not Now, I'm Busy! is the exciting new collection of fun poems you've all been waiting for. Here is a delightfully illustrated book filled with dazzling rhythms, cool wordplay, and lots of memorable characters like Uncle Max, Julia the Giraffe, and Minsky the Groundhog.

Inside you will find many poems that you will want to read again and again, including: "Glad to be a Gladiator," "General Broccoli," and "A Flibble, A Flobble, A Fliggle, A Floop." So, come experience a poetic extravaganza that is sure to "knock your socks off!" But don't take our word for it. Listen to what all the critics are saying:

Wow, what a book! Simply amazing!
I couldn't stop laughing!
--Bettina Bopp

Hilarious... Sensational... Astonishing!
I'd give it 3 thumbs up!!
--Maxwell the Turtle

I chuckled, I chortled, I tittered, I guffawed.
I even fell down and rolled around on the floor!
--Sir Bentley the Pig

Absolute nonsense--a total delight!
--Jilly Jamster