W.T.F.?: (What Is Wrong with Tom Faerie?)

An-glo-phob-i-a (n): A fear of England and all things English
If you are not already severely disturbed by the sight of this book and by ridiculous situations that have occurred in your life, than you must be warned that most people who read this book suffer horrendous complications from the digestion of this novel. Common side effects include confusion, Anglophobia, hysteria, corruption, development of eccentricity, finding of humor, and even death from laughter. It's best to stay away.that is, if you're content with boredom.