More Haikus for Punsters: Book Two

More Haikus for Punsters continues in the tradition of the recent Haikus for Punsters, embodying a pun word or pun expression in each haiku, that 3-line Japanese unrhymed verse form that has survived from antiquity. These 266 haiku/puns focus on a whole gamut of human experiences and sentiments, touching upon love, sex, business, occupations, crime, law, politics, nature and God knows what else to the point of ad nauseam. Smile, giggle, groan, or laugh out loud, but I caution reader: Revise this haiku and you'll be arrested for Disturbing the piece.