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Fountain of Marvelous

Fountain of Marvelous

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Is your life a fountain of marvelous? Do you wish you had the answers to the really important questions in life? Such as how to:

  • Get a scholarship to Rehab
  • Be happy you're deaf
  • Drive a Hotdog
  • Get happy face stickers out of stingy dentists
  • Tolerate New Years Eve parties
  • Use the right pick up lines
  • Locate the person who gave you a cold
  • Throw your life savings out the window
  • Pre-ruin your house before you adopt a puppy
  • Buy a hot rod when you should be grieving
  • Eat fried baloney and stay trim
  • Pick a NASCAR driver to root for
  • Plant a fake garden
  • Get over it
  • Have an operation and not die Fountain of Marvelous is a collection of satirical essays, slice of life vignettes and wacky tales of modern life told in Valerie's sharp, eclectic style. Her madcap adventures offer a trip down hilarity lane as her stories entertain you and warm your heart.
  • Winner of the Mildred Bundimple Award for Literature
  • Winner of the Crazy Dog Book Medal 2008
  • Official book of happy people everywhere
  • Chuck U. Farley Honorary Mention
  • About the author

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    Pub dateMay 21, 2008
    ISBN-100595491286
    ISBN-139780595491285
    LanguageEnglish
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