Is your life a fountain of marvelous? Do you wish you had the answers to the really important questions in life? Such as how to:
Get a scholarship to Rehab
Be happy you're deaf
Drive a Hotdog
Get happy face stickers out of stingy dentists
Tolerate New Years Eve parties
Use the right pick up lines
Locate the person who gave you a cold
Throw your life savings out the window
Pre-ruin your house before you adopt a puppy
Buy a hot rod when you should be grieving
Eat fried baloney and stay trim
Pick a NASCAR driver to root for
Plant a fake garden
Get over it
Have an operation and not die Fountain of Marvelous is a collection of satirical essays, slice of life vignettes and wacky tales of modern life told in Valerie's sharp, eclectic style. Her madcap adventures offer a trip down hilarity lane as her stories entertain you and warm your heart.
Winner of the Mildred Bundimple Award for Literature