1001 Stupid Reasons to Name Your Kid

Got a favorite toe?
If so, ever thought of naming your kid Tobias?
Well, why the heck not?

Do eggs made you angry?
Name him Greg

Prefer the imperial pint?
Name her Abigail

Fall in love easily?
Cliff

Do you like fishing?
Annette

Always wondering what the smell is?
Theodore

People always asking you to hold the door?
Well, you get the idea.

See, it's easy. Yes, your kid's name should mean something to you. But nobody said it had to mean all that much. Kick back and let us do the work for you. All you need to do is tell us a little about yourself.