Bullies on Juice

A zany novel about steroids in professional sports. The Bayporte Bullies, Canada's hopeless and helpless NHL team, goes from worst to first, and everybody's wondering why. Bullies forward Christopher Crossley (known to all as Chris Cross), knows what's going on but is saying nothing. Ever since being turned on to performance-enhancing drugs, Cross has gotten his teammates "juiced," and they're well on their way to winning the Stanley Cup. But something's bugging him: is a juicer and a cheater really a champion?