How the F*ck Are You Still President

Two years after pleading with President Trump to "Stop F**king Tweeting and Go the F**k to Sleep," author, illustrator and not-a-White-House-staffer-he-swears John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci has given up. Like anyone who can read this whole paragraph without getting a nosebleed or asking for help, he's counting the days until 2020 (and hoping for a peachy surprise to shorten the wait). More profane, less affectionate, and more hands-in-the-air desperate than ever, with vibrant illustrations pouring out of every page, "How the F*ck Are You Still President" is horrifying, hopeless, and tear ducts-wettingly sad - a book for American voters new, old, and expectant (who all better vote). You probably should not read it to your president (at least not until 2021).