After a few years of friends encouraging me to write about my times in this business of showing off, I decided to give it a go. I've started from the humble beginnings of emigrating to the UK, in the hope that you get a grasp of the culture shock of change that I have experienced. For the better of course. I like to think that I have grasped the "Brummie" sense of humour along the way. Oroight?