Meanderings of Bing: A gentle, humorous look at life, snooker, whizzers and other great philosophica

'Time for coffee and things, guv?'

'Things?'

'I'll show you where my biscuits are...just in case your memory's a bit faulty!'

My name is Bing (short for Bingo Little of Lowtown) and I am a Grand Bassett Griffon Vendeen. I live with Tom, Angela and an Arthur but I spend a couple of days each week with the guv Tim. Between you and me, I'm needed there as he's getting rather forgetful. So to help keep his brain active, I ask him questions about all the things that puzzle me. Though it has to be said, he's not got much more of a clue than me....

Followers of the highly popular blog Lines From My Forehead will need no introduction to the weird and wonderful world of the dog of rather large brain Bing as he wanders through his days with guv Tim. Together they ponder the great philosophical mysteries of life. Just what is the point of snowboarding? Why do buzzers and whizzers disturb peaceful summer days? Above all, where are the treats? Upside down television, squeaky balls and ducks are all viewed in the gentle, humorous world of Bing and Tim.