Because Granpa Says So That's Why!: The Wit & Wisdom of Granpa Cratchet

Granpa's award-winning show has been presented more than half a million times worldwide. Appearing with talented icons such as Willard Scott, Dick VanPatten, and Barbara Mandrel, Granpa has appeared on every major network and can be seen on the Captain Hook Show as well as Kidz Television Network. * 600 of Granpa's Funniest One Liners! * The Amusing Misadventures of Granpa's Perfomers * Whimsical Trips Down Memory Lane * Granpa's Photo Memories * The Hysterical History of How it All Happened * Granpa's Famous Agricultural Quizzes * Fun (and Little Known) Granpa Facts * ... and much more! Granpa Cratchet's Guarantee: "If this book doesn't make you laugh," Granpa says, "send it back and I'll return your money! AND ... then I'll send you my book on how to develop a sense of humor absolutely free of charge! Of course, there is a $49.95 fee for shipping and handling!"