High Seas Low Standards A Jeff Goon Story

High Seas Low Standards is a collection of absurd, half-true, half-invented tales centered around Jeff "Goon," a man too absurd to be fake and too real to be forgotten. From desert barracks mishaps and drunken zoo dates to cruise ship cheese heists, this book rides the line between memoir and tall tale. Think The Big Lebowski joins the Marine Corps, downs a case of High Life, and accidentally stumbles into legend.