Kev's Guide To... Christmas: The honest, hilarious and occasionally emotional look at the most chaot

Christmas. The season of joy, panic, glitter, traditions, family chaos, last minute shopping, forgotten batteries, and that magical moment where someone says, "Next year we are doing it differently," even though we all know we will not. Kev's Guide to Christmas is the hilarious, heart warming and completely honest look at what Christmas is really like for normal families. Forget the perfect Instagram trees and calm festive baking sessions. This is the real stuff. The tangled lights. The burnt stuffing. The school nativity drama. The kids asking how Father Christmas knows you are in Orlando when you only booked the hotel three days ago. The emotional moments you never expect but always remember. Join Kev and his family as they survive a full year of festive build up. From Boxing Day sales to the last Quality Street in the tin, nothing is safe. Learn how long a turkey actually takes to cook, why wrapping paper disappears at the exact moment you need it, and why every dad eventually tells the same jokes he once rolled his eyes at. Laugh out loud at the disasters, smile at the memories, and enjoy the properly British humour sprinkled through every chapter. This book is for anyone who loves Christmas, hates Christmas, or simply enjoys watching other people struggle with Christmas. It is warm, funny, heartfelt and guaranteed to make you nod and say, "Yes, that is exactly what happens in our house." Perfect for gift giving, stocking stuffing, Christmas Eve reading, or hiding in the loo when the in laws arrive