Buy My Shorts: Do what the title says

Matthew Thompson Dalldorf's 'Dying is Easy' has sold over four or five copies, making it a self-published best seller! Now your favorite literary Adonis has returned with an all new milestone; 'Buy my Shorts' is a short collection of short film scripts that I hope to see converted into short films...shortly. It has yet to happen because film producers are geeks (not you, potential film producers who might be reading this. We love you!), but I put them into a book so as not to waste them and to allow you, the lucky reader, to indulge yourself in both my literary and cinematic genius at once! Multitasking has never been more pleasurable! The shorts contained within are available to any film student in need of a project. Contact me at theycallmemrpanda@gmail.com. The best version will be added to imdb. All losers will be drawn and quartered. 'I Know' is off limits unless I have direct involvement.