Why You're Still Single: A comprehensive guide for self-reflection

So you went on a date or dated someone that was a total dick. They were rude, they cheated on you, they were narcissistic, mean, arrogant, etc. Whatever the case may be, this joke/prank book with only two sentences in it is the perfect "book" to deliver right to their doorstep. In the "comprehensive" guide, the first page states "Introduction- You're an asshole.", the second page reads "Conclusion- Now it's time to self-reflect: ", followed by 48 BLANK pages for the asshole to self-reflect. Whether they self-reflect or not, you turned a miserable experience into something you (and possibly, they) can laugh about. Cheers to you and better days ahead in your dating journey.