Hi, my name's Jaxon, the unluckiest kid alive. I was born on Friday the 13th and just turned 13 today. Not only have I had to deal with humiliation and failure my entire life, today, on my birthday, I learned the earth is about to be destroyed. The world will end in one week unless someone can stop it. Talk about bad luck!
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