Final Test O' Mint

When Luke Iffer, his girlfriend Eva and the eternal third wheel, Ade Ginnan raid the Vatican Necropolis to recover a mysterious relic, they set in motion a race to mix the means of life and pluck the final notes of Luke's long and failed tenure on Earth. Accompanied by his ignorant and exceptionally vital companions, Luke scours the globe to recover a seemingly random set of artifacts. Reunited, the artifacts constitute the cosmic juicer that renders the elixir of life. The last twelve dudes who drank it are still suffering from the drink's main side effect, immortality. They rue the thought of anyone else suffering their fate, or sharing their power. These mostly unhappy men aren't the only ones dogging Luke's steps as he tries to reconstruct the machine and secure the ingredients to brew a batch of the heavenly beverage before his shipmates return to reap earth's bountiful harvest of fans. It's a bit sad that Luke's real mission was a bust and so many potential fan's souls weigh heavily in the balance, doomed as engine fodder.