Confessions of a Used Car Dealer: how to avoid the big pole in the butt

Don't even think about buying a used car before reading this book. In your wildest dreams you cannot imagine the tricks and scams and nefarious actions used car dealers use to trick you, trap you, and take advantage of you. You will learn how to spot the warning signs before you sign on the bottom line. Captain Clock was a used car dealer for 44 years and was renown throughout the country for his dastardly deeds. Now he tells all and can save your ass if you spring for the book. And along the way you will never laugh as hard and loud and long as you will reading "Confessions of a Used Car Dealer."