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Calm: Make Today Your Bitch the Epic Profane Adult Coloring Book: Swear Word finds Sweary Fun Way -

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Stress-Relieving Sweary Sayings Coloring Book

Do you have an annoyingly loud neighbor? Coworkers who don't know their shit? Or a boss you really want to stick your middle finger to?
Let it all out with this wonderful sweary coloring book!

Designed for your swearing relaxation, this coloring book is filled with gross sayings such as "Keep calm and Fuck You" and "My Middle Finger Salutes You."
These naughty inspirational quotes are paired with mean animals and relaxing scenes.

Grab Your Copy Now to Blow Off Steam and Restore Your Peace of Mind Immediately!

Here's what you're going to get from this unbelievable book:

  • 25 sweary sayings perfect for your boss...or someone else!
  • Carefully prepared by 2 Professional Art Studios!
  • Printed and Published by Amazon and its printing house!

Here are the sweary sayings in this badass swearing book:
  • I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm and Real Shit
  • Keep calm and Fuck You
  • Destroy what destroys YOU
  • Be Yourself, Everyone Else is a Twat
  • Make Today Your Bitch
  • Hakuna Mafuckit
  • Do Epic Shit
  • My instinct is to be MEAN to you...
  • I am very powerful and feared by many.
  • Drink the Coffee, Be the Shit
  • Boss Bitch in the House
  • How 'bout let's do nothing?
  • My middle finger salutes you.
  • I don't have a dirty mind...I have a sexy imagination.
  • Bacon...
  • NO!
  • Don't fucking tell me to smile.
  • Life is better when you're DRUNK.
  • C'mon inner peace, I don't have all day.
  • Shut up and do yoga...
  • I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. I drink wine.
  • Smile...and make a bitch mad.
  • Don't care if you like it.
  • I'm unstoppable...because I don't know how.
  • The End? FUCK, NO!

Every page is designed to help you relax, contrasting disgusting swears and sayings are paired with mean animals and relaxing scenes.
Simply choose your favorite coloring tools and start with the illustration that moves you!

Order Now to begin your sweary journey!

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Pub dateJan 29, 2016
ISBN-101523734698
ISBN-139781523734696
LanguageEnglish
Last updated 2026-03-07 15:06
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