Butts on Things 2026 Wall Calendar

This wall calendar gives everyday objects a hilarious rear-end makeover, turning the ordinary into the cheekily extraordinary!

From tennis balls sporting derrieres to beach chairs that seem a bit cheeky, this calendar blends surrealism with a healthy dose of laughter. It's a whimsical journey into a world where everything has a booty--turning ordinary items into objects that might make you snicker. In a world where seriousness reigns, Brian Cook's playful touch reminds us that sometimes, all it takes is a clever twist to bring a smile to our faces.

Features include:

• 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
• Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September-December 2025
• Spans January-December 2026
• Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Each monthly spread features a full-color booty-ful original illustration