I Came, I Saw, I Coffeed: Online Dating: Why Doesn't He Call Me Back? What Goes Through a Man's Mind

Online Dating From a Man's Point of View-Why He Didn't Call, What He Really Noticed, and How to Nail the First Meetup

Ever left a first date wondering, "What happened?"

Why did he ghost? Was it something you said-or didn't say?

In this candid, laugh-out-loud memoir-meets-field-guide, bestselling humorist Bruce Miller pulls back the curtain on more than 350 real first meetups he had after an unexpected divorce. Over coffee, lunch, and countless "let's-grab-a-quick-drink" dates, he learned exactly what makes a woman stand out-and what sends a guy sprinting back to the dating app.

• What men notice in the first ten minutes-body language, voice, demeanor, style

• The subtle signals that trigger a second date... or a silent exit

• Conversation green lights & red flags no profile can reveal

• How to set up in-person meetings without endless texting

• True, hilarious, and occasionally cringeworthy stories that prove every date is a lesson