Chuck Lieberman has grown Christmas trees on his farm in Deep Gap, NC for thirty-seven years and counting. These particular articles appeared in the pages of the Watauga Democrat, the newspaper of record in Boone, NC, from 1994 through the year 1999. During these years Chuck's devotion to God and certain remunerations provided by the US Postal Service allowed him, in the face of many tribulations, to continue his madcap scheme to grow Christmas trees and blueberries. Numerous additional articles remain to be redacted and inflicted on the unwary.