Born to Pun: 1,400 Boss Jokes, Funny Quips and Groan-Worthy Punchlines

Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns. Perfect for word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere, never miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing, yet hilarious one-liner.

- The pliers said to the wrench, "Get a grip. You're losing it!"

- The marionette's cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung.

- When the President's family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up "Hail to The Chief".

- Q: How do vampires like their stakes?
A: Rare.

- Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle?

- The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel.