Life 3

Very few people can say Joey roach isn't a man of interest.

Being responsible for 90% of all crimes taking place in four counties: his reputation spread quickly.

Every time the cops thought they had him nailed to the cross he left them in a pile of shit. Joey's criminal education was greater than all previous criminals they had uncounted, by far. He made the sheriff's and prosecutors' lives miserable. Many a beautiful spring day were ruined by the notorious law breaking drug dealer. So much so that citizens were joining the sheriff's department just to be the one that brought in Joe Roach. Only his friends called him joey, but don't let his Jesus blue eyes fool you or the devil will jump out and get ya!