SQ: The Ultimate Guide for the Professional & Scientific Identification & Treatment of Naughty Women

Not IQ...SQ!In H.C. Blackburne's next smash powerhouse, "SQ" puts it all back into perspective with his professional and scientific method to provide adequate "Observations" (that's the title of his most recent prior blockbuster) in order to give the average, testicle-numbed young gentleman the ultimate guide to identifying and treating the wayward, sin-filled, naughty woman. "SQ" breaks down all the components and quotients that come into play in making this world-altering identification a reality. But Mr. Blackburne does not stop there. He, along with enjoying writing descriptions about himself in the third person, also provides the method to treat this treacherous and evil temptress. And to ensure that it is done right, he outlines the requirements to become a professional in this observation and treatment, as well as requirements to keep this professional status in good standing. Remember, we do not want to upset anyone.How does Mr. Blackburne propose treating this wretched plague of scantily-dressed and immorally promiscuous women? Well now, by spanking of course!About the AuthorH.C. Blackburne is the only person to ever receive the Nobel Peace Prize and the Albert Einstein World Award of Science all in the same year sometime in the future. His philanthropy work has touched millions in a way so personally it almost seems inappropriate. But he's not all work and no play! He know how to throw a house party that will end up in spontaneous, backroom, illegitimate copulation, as well as consumption of all manner of leftover potato salad and liquor or some shit like that! So come on; spend yo money, and join with him on the arduous yet righteous path to change the world!