Business Secrets of Drug Dealing: An Almost True Account

The Business Secrets of Drug Dealing tells the story of a hyper-observant, politically-minded, but humorously pragmatic weed dealer who has spent a working life compiling rules for how to a) make money and b) avoid prison.

Each rule shapes a chapter of this fast-paced outlaw tale, all delivered in his deliciously trenchant argot. Here are a few of them:

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• No guns but keep shooters.
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• Stay behind the white guy.
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• Don't snitch.
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• Always have a job.
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• Be multi-sourced.
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• Get your money and get out.
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Part edge-of-the-seat suspense story, part how-to manual in the tradition of The Anarchist Cookbook, The Business Secrets of Drug Dealing is as scintillating as it is subversive. Just reading it feels illegal.