Vampires in New Jersey

Vampires in New Jersey... What's up with that.. Of course there are Vampires in New Jersey where else would they want to vacation, but on a Lake in Jersey... Not far from where the UFO's were sited in 1966I am not talking those fake vampires such as in the works of fiction that you may have read about or paid 10 bucks a ticket to see the book made into a movie... NO!!! I am talking "real New Jersey" and "real vampire"... and other "oddities that flock" to Jersey... We are an inclusive State, we welcome all no matter, race, gender, status, religion or lack thereof, or species such as human or vampire... Come one, come all and while you are here or anywhere else in the world, sit down and read an eBook by Mary Jo... now she is scary... If you would like to rent at the Lake I will let John and Marie know, they can show you the cabins/cottages available... You can't have the yellow one though its mine...The team that works with Mary Jo is scary as well... They encourage this author to write... Now she even is selling her "Shorts for a buck"... has this woman no shame or is she "really" into Jersey's many dollar & up stores and garage sales... She is even planning on going to the auction at the home of one of the New Jersey housewives... the one who is 14 million in debt and in denial at the same time... Bravo TV not far behind renewing her contract as a "Jersey housewife", like she is typical of our state! No! She is not; our Jersey housewives are Vampires, read my Halloween "short" and see what I mean... If you do not want to just bite me, I do not care I am partying with the Vamps and loving it...