Facetious Guide to Prague: Travel, history, and wit all in a nice roll of trdelnik

Discover Prague
An insider's guide to dining, beering, and cultural deep diving

Over the course of four years, I've completely immersed myself in the cultural weirdness and awesome that is Prague. My constant curiosity and passion for for life have led to this collection of tips and tricks that will make the most of your stay.

• Discover the best long-standing spots to savor a goulash, enjoy the traditional delights without falling for tourist trap rip-offs, and find out how the locals eat a most definitely not local dessert
• Learn all the rich history of the city and find each of the windows where people were thrown from (that's "defenestration" in fancy talk)
• Explore the best-known and the weirdest museums in the city from art nouveau and fine arts to dildoes and toilets
• Find secret gardens and the canal that somehow gets the name of "Venice of Prague"
• Gain a deeper understanding of Prague's history and local culture through my years of first-hand experience

Whether you're a first-time visitor or a seasoned traveler or even a new resident expat of the city, this guidebook will help you experience Prague like you should. Let my discoveries and personal insights lead you to an unforgettable adventure in one of Europe's outstanding cities.