Discordianist Manifesto

The Discordianist Manifesto is a collection of philosophical essays, social commentaries, recipes, PSAs, self-help advices, and lyric poems about the greatest religion ever made: Discordianism. If you haven't heard of Discordianism, no problem! Discordianism is either an elaborate joke disguised as a religion, or a religion disguised as an elaborate joke. Take a chance and dive into an entirely different worldview that focuses on Eris, the goddess of discord, and her confusing mysteries and mysterious confusions. After all, you're already a pope in the tradition whether you knew it or not! Go ahead and fashion yourself a big ole hat if you like. I'll wait.Back? Great! Hat looks amazing on you, by the way.No foreknowledge is required for this book to be fully or partially enjoyed, un-enjoyed, or left utterly unread. All you need is the ability to read in English, and you're set to go. Well, even literacy might be optional, not that there's many pictures. So, fix yourself a hot-dog, polish up your golden apples, and straighten up your pentagons because this collection will blow your socks so hard that they become windsocks, and then it'll knock those socks into the World of Next Tuesday.Still not convinced but still reading this blurb? Let's go over the glowing testimonials together (scoot-that-boot closer so you can see the universal critical acclaim better): "I'm telling you right now, I'm not reading your book."-My Good Friend Charles Who Is Always There For Me"I printed off a copy of it, but I haven't gotten to it yet."-My Other Good Friend Carl, Dependable As The Mighty Mississippi"It's pretty funny."-My Third Good Friend Leonard Who Is Funnier Than I Am"I was like, what?"-My Cousin Darrell Who Had A Machine Read It To Him As He Drove Thus Demonstrating The Miracles of Modern Technology"It is literally the second coming of Christ. Who knew that Jesus would return as a PDF file?"-Mark TwainBut hey, don't take their word for it. Try it out for yourself! The best way for modern arcane secrets to enter your grey matter is to consume them first hand. The magical part is: no matter how you interpret these articles and essays, you're right. And wrong. And neither