50 Shades of Trump: Make Orange Great Again

In 2012 someone asked Donald J. Trump, as he was orang-u-TANNING himself at his Mar-aLago resort in Florida, if he could ever envisage himself as president one day? Don laughed and said, "That is just a wild FANTA-sy!" The biggest disappointment in Donald's life was entering the SUN-TAN Olympics and only winning BRONZE. Don said it wasn't a failure, as he just couldn't CONCENTRATE on that particular day. He then went home and enjoyed some PUMPKIN pie, CARROT cake and a bottle of IRN-BRU. Speaking from TRUMP TOWER on 5th Ave Manhattan after winning the US election 2024 for the second time, Donald was asked to rate himself as president of the United States of America. Don modestly replied, "TAN out of TAN!"