Punacceptable: A Litany of Lurid Language Lunacy

Punacceptable is a collection of over ten years worth of my jokes, puns and observational humour (well that's what I call them) that have been previously posted on social media to all my vict - er followers. It struck me that I should also subject those without social media or those who prefer a physical entity to the same torture, because why would I want them to miss out? Everyone is fair game. So I present here Punacceptable. There is no set order or categories, allowing the reader to cautiously dip in randomly and most likely never encounter the same joke twice. The fact that you may want to encounter any of them the first time means you are brave. If you suffer any psychological after effects, that's on you.