Fish-Worshiping - As We Know It

Recently re-discovered at the bottom of a chest freezer at the back of a Sauchiehall Street fishmonger's, the 'once-lost-but-now-is-found' Holy Writ of Piscine Adulation and Veneration (as transcribed from the teachings of His Piscine Grace, N.K. HENDERSON - Swimi, Kingfish Superstar - and the delusions of Archie Bennett) is once again available to you, the general public, in an effort to enlighten and inform.Not since the revelations contained in The Cabinet of Doctor Calamari (starring Halibut Lom, Ethel Mermaid and Buster Crabbe) has such expert information been gathered together in one place, at one time, and for less than half a pint of whelks (allegedly).We recommend you purchase this publication, lest future generations of your family tree berate you for their lack of education into the Ancient Art of Fish-Worshipping!"The scales certainly fell from our eyes!"National Union of Fishwives