This is NOT a picture book!

Warning: This is absolutely, positively, DEFINITELY Not-a-Picture Book!

Think a book needs pictures to be funny? Think again.

This outside-the-box rhyming masterpiece is about to prove you completely wrong...

Now I know I have no pictures,

(and you might think I should),

But just because I'm different,

It doesn't mean that I'm no good!

Different isn't just okay - different is brilliant. And this outside-the-box rhyming story is about to prove it.

Inspired by the concept of The Book With No Pictures but infused with a heart of gold and clever, fast-paced rhyme, this book proudly dares to be different. It doesn't have illustrations because it has something much better: the power of imagination and a brilliantly cheeky personality.

Through pure lyrical fun and outside-the-box humour, this story shows children aged 4 to 7 that you don't have to look like everyone else, follow the rules, or tick the box to be absolutely wonderful.

Why kids, parents, and teachers will love this book:

• Celebrates being unique, showing your young readers that standing out is something to be proud of.
• Infectious Rhymes: So silly it'll keep children giggling right from start to finish.
• Big on Imagination: Proves that words (and a bit of colour) can create the brightest, funniest, and most wonderful pictures inside our own minds.
• Finally, the perfect, lighthearted way for parents and teachers to talk about self-acceptance and celebrating our differences.

If you are looking for a children's book that is laugh-out-loud funny, incredibly witty, and deeply empowering, you've just found it.

Perfect for fans of B.J. Novak, Giraffes Can't Dance, and any child who is proudly, wonderfully unique.