Nathaniel and the Worst Project in the History of the Fourth Grade

Nathaniel Ichabod Lampley woke up late one morning, remembering he'd forgotten something-a school project requiring a diorama of three animals in their natural habitats.

In a rush to not be late to school... again...he cobbles together his project: stuffed animals from a neglected toy chest, his sister's crayons, and a Star Battles Trilogy shoebox.

What follows is an unraveling of misfortunes.

But Nathaniel is no stranger to misfortune. Misfortune has a way of finding Nathaniel.

Can he escape this curse-or is he destined to become the unluckiest boy in the history of the fourth grade?

Told by a Highly Important Narrator and interrupted by several less important side characters (not that they know their status), this charming, tongue-in-cheek tale is sure to delight readers of all ages.

Or anyway, this is what the author insisted I say.