Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow: My Cat Came from Outer Space FELINIAN EDITION

The interplanetary bestseller, now in its original language.

When Commander Fluffington's spacecraft crashed into Earth's atmosphere, his epic tale of feline conquest was lost in translation-until now. This definitive Felinian Edition of My Cat Came from Outer Space restores the text to its native Felinian, as it was always meant to be read: entirely in meows.

Every chapter, every dramatic monologue, every scheming alien battle plan has been painstakingly translated, word-for-word, into the elegant language of Felinia Prime. The result is over 23,000 instances of the word "meow" that your cat will recognize as a gripping tale of interstellar invasion, catnip-fueled chaos, and one commander's journey from world domination to the discovery that a warm lap is worth more than an empire.

Use it to finally communicate with your cat. Use it as a Felinian language primer. Leave it open on the coffee table and see which page your cat lingers on - that's the good part.

Here, the critics weigh in:

"Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOW meow meow meow." - Commander Fluffington, Supreme Leader of the Feline Imperial Armada (retired)

"Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow." - Lieutenant Whiskers, Battle-Scarred Orange Tabby, Eastern Perimeter

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow." - Toby, Unaffiliated Earth Cat

"Meow." - Princess Buttercup, Persian, Too Much Work to Comment Further

Perfect for cats who love science fiction, humans who suspect their cat is plotting something, and anyone who has ever looked into their cat's eyes and thought, "You're not from around here, are you?"

Also available in the inferior human-language edition for those who have not yet been converted.