I Wanttt a Unicorn Frappe!!!

1m, 4f

Catherine Weingarten's I Wanttt a Unicorn Frappe!!!

Quad shot of skewered contemporary wedding culture

Three pumps of deeply stylized humor

A drizzle inside the cup of devastating realization

More whipped cream than one thought possible.

Jenny is deep in wedding planning, but there's just one problem - her fiancé, Sebastian, is barely around. Enter the magical Unicorn Frappe, a sugary, pastel dream that makes everything feel perfect¿ until a literal prince on a hobby horse starts showing up, looking suspiciously like Sebastian but far more charming. As Jenny's obsession with her fantasy world intensifies, reality and delusion blur in a whirlwind of Instagram aesthetics, existential dread, and romantic chaos. When forced to choose between the picture-perfect wedding she's planned and the fairy tale she's conjured, Jenny takes a leap no one saw coming.

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