Swiped Out

Online dating promised romance. Instead, it delivered ghosts, fish photos, and legendary bad dates.

Swiped Out: I Came for Love, Stayed for the Chaos is a hilarious and painfully relatable look at the chaos of modern dating apps.

From the dreaded "hey" message to the guy who Venmo-requested dinner, H. L. Valley shares unforgettable stories, awkward encounters, and the emotional rollercoaster of the swipe life.

Inside you'll find:

- the profiles you'll never forget

- the messages that should be illegal

- the dates that went completely off the rails

- the situationships that almost worked

- and the lessons learned along the way

Funny, honest, and refreshingly self-aware, Swiped Out captures the absurd reality of modern dating and the stories we collect while searching for connection.

Perfect for readers who enjoy humorous memoirs about relationships, dating apps, and the strange world of swipe culture.