Hero Academy

Biff knew that his name must have been auto-dubbed into a pre-recorded message, but it was still rather bizarre to hear the legendary hero mouth it nonetheless, as he chimed in with authority, "Thank you for your application to The Academy for Modern Heroes(R)."

The very mention of his name in association with the academy made Biff involuntarily flinch as he muttered, "What application?" Biff's ignorant ambivalence prompted his agitated father to snap in disgust, "Biff! Just listen to Dirk Biff!" Hearing his father referring to a stock hologram of Dirk Benson on a first name basis, made Biff pretty sure that his father had finally lost his mind.

Inspired by the likes of Red Dwarf, and Bill The Galactic Hero, comes a silly Sci Fi tribute to Harry Harrison.