"The world is a sensitive place. We must do our best to never offend anyone - EVER." Never has a more important text been needed than now. In Things That Aren't Offensive, author Dan Wiberg takes us on a journey through the world of language and culture as he teaches humanity the importance of the words we speak. Wiberg's Things That Aren't Offensive includes a comprehensive and complete list of things that are guaranteed to not offend anyone or anything. Some have said its value on contemporary society and culture reaches nearly the same importance as religious texts such as the Bible, while others disagreed entirely with that remark and were deeply offended at even the notion of it. If you aren't quite sure whether something is offensive or not, use Things That Aren't Offensive as your ultimate guide. If something is not listed in this book then it is most definitely offensive and you should be ashamed of yourself. This book is satirical (and completely blank).