Totally Untrue Tales of Mount Olympus: Ridiculous Adventures of the Greek Gods

Mythology has never been this unhinged.

What really happened on Mount Olympus? Probably not what you learned in school.

The Totally Untrue Tales of Mount Olympus reimagines the Greek gods as history's most dysfunctional, foul-mouthed family - the one the ancient historians were clearly too embarrassed to write down. Zeus declares a "Day of Peace" and it lasts about eleven minutes before Eris turns it into a full-blown apple riot. Poseidon loses an entire ocean to a pod of sleepwalking sea turtles. Hades opens the wrong door in the Underworld and unleashes a few hundred delightfully unhinged ghosts. And a talking goat somehow ends up running Olympus's finances.

Twelve ridiculous, interconnected misadventures. One gloriously chaotic family. Zero dignity survives intact.

Inside you'll find:

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• 12 standalone chapters that build to one epic, accidental showdown to save Mount Olympus
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• A cast of gods who are sharp-tongued, petty, and impossible not to love
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• Bonus chapters, mortal "eyewitness" dispatches, and a full cast guide
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• Irreverent, crude, laugh-out-loud humor from start to finish
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Sharp, sarcastic, and unapologetically crude, this isn't the mythology you grew up with. It's the version nobody dared write down - until now.

Perfect for fans of: mythology retellings with an edge, satire that doesn't take itself seriously, and family sagas where "family" is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Recommended for readers 16 and up. Contains strong language and crude humor throughout.

Grab your copy today and find out what really happens on Mount Olympus after dark.