Pubs, in the Toilet: The people you'll know. The rounds you'll survive. The lessons no one tells you

You know them all.

The Landlady who could eject a bodybuilder with one look. The Landlord who's on his third pint and has a strong opinion on everything. The Bar-Stooled Regular who has been sitting in that exact spot since before the current wallpaper went up. The Dog Walker who's definitely only staying for one.

Britain's pubs are home to some of the most recognisable characters on earth - and some of the most memorable experiences. The lock-in that nobody will talk about. The quiz night that nearly ended a friendship. The beer garden, the fruit machine, the round that someone definitely dodged.

Pubs, in the Toilet is a warm, knowing, and occasionally unkind guide to the people, experiences, and lessons of the great British pub - written by someone who has been dedicated to the research for thirty years.

Short chapters. Strong opinions. Best read on the loo.