Oxwell's Limerical Atlas of Florida

According to some sources, C. Mike Oxwell studied law with F. Lee Bailey and criminology with J. Edgar Hoover before settling in as the literary and spiritual apprentice of L. Ron Hubbard. In happy times, the two might often be seen together frolicking on the beach.

Of his longtime intimate associate Hubbard is said to have once remarked, "Mike put the frock in J. Alfred Prufrock."

Honored by the North American Proctological Association as "an artist of penetrating insight," Wilma Fine-Guerdoux is currently Director of Digital Studies at Cooter College.