Newly Dead: Just when you thought it was over.......

Have you ever wondered what really happens when we die? In this humorous collection of short stories, several personalities pass through the interdimensional vortex and arrive in the Spirit Realm Greeting Room dressed in tan pants and a teal polo shirt with the words NEWLY DEAD embroidered over the left front pocket. A Greeter's task is to get the Newly Dead to first admit that they are indeed dead, and to place their hands on the blue glowing pads, which correct the neural network in their minds so that they can comprehend the esoteric information presented in Orientation. Most new arrivals are understandably non-cooperative because this definitely isn't what they expected, if anything at all. When logic and reasoning fail, the Greeter resorts to outrageous tactics. In the end, the Newly Dead comply if only to put an end to the madness and pass through a glorious portal leading to Orientation.