Talk to Your Dog: Exactly What They Are Saying

Have you ever looked into your dog's eyes and wondered, "What are you actually trying to tell me?" Finally, the mystery is solved.

For centuries, humans have tried to decipher the complex language of man's best friend. Now, "linguistic expert" Mario D'giacomo has compiled the ultimate, definitive translation guide. Talk to Your Dog: Exactly What They Are Saying breaks down the deepest thoughts, daily anxieties, and profound philosophies of the domestic dog into a highly academic, word-for-word manuscript.

Discover what your dog is truly saying when the mailman arrives, when the vacuum cleaner turns on, or when they are simply staring at a blank wall for twenty minutes.

What's Inside:

• 60 Pages of Literal Translations: A highly accurate, unfiltered transcription of canine thoughts.

• The Ultimate Gag Gift: The perfect, hilarious coffee table book or novelty present for dog owners, pet sitters, veterinarians, and anyone with a great sense of humor.

PLEASE NOTE (The Joke): This is a novelty gag gift! Aside from the title, table of contents, and cover, this book contains zero human words. The interior consists of 60 pages of meticulously formatted "Woofs," "Barks," "Arfs," and "Howls." It is a highly committed practical joke meant to get a massive laugh when opened.