Real What to Expect: What No One Tells New Parents About Pregnancy, Our 3-Week Potty Trained Miracle

The Real What to Expect What No One Tells New Parents About Pregnancy, Our 3-Week Potty Training Miracle & the Homemade Shake That Fed Our Super Babies

Adam & Kalista Anubis

Most parenting books offer the same recycled advice. This one doesn't.

The Real What to Expect is the raw, intellectually rigorous memoir of two certified nutritionists who attended nursing school before becoming parents - and who also hold multiple invention patents. Refusing to approach pregnancy and early parenthood with anything less than scientific precision and total commitment, we designed a complete lifestyle plan that began long before conception.

In our experience, we overcame severe morning sickness with ease completely that Kalista could eat freely and nourish our growing baby without the constant battle most mothers endure. Drawing directly from our nursing knowledge and inventive mindset, we carried this same intentionality through every stage - from pre-conception optimization through a dramatic birth filled with hard-won lessons in advocacy, to the groundbreaking feeding decision that led to our homemade shake becoming the primary nutrition for both of our children from two weeks old until nearly age four.

This is not another basic "how to make and raise a baby" book.

This is how we made our Super Babies.

Through unflinching personal stories, we share the truths no one else is willing to tell - the emotional rollercoaster, the family pressure we pushed back against, our unprecedented 3-week potty training miracle, and the deeply personal strategies we developed by blending nursing insight with real-world invention thinking. The result is a book that breaks new ground and delivers the kind of high-impact, behind-the-scenes knowledge that no other title in its category can match.

If you're a first-time parent searching for more than conventional wisdom - if you want the honest, unfiltered experience from two parents who approached this journey with scientific intention, inventive problem-solving, and relentless love - this book was written for you.

Here is exactly what WE did in our experience. We are not doctors or medical professionals. This is not medical advice. Consult your licensed healthcare provider before trying anything. Homemade infant formula is strongly discouraged by the FDA due to serious risks of nutritional deficiencies and contamination that have led to hospitalizations.