God Needs A Wife

We are taught that God is love. We are taught that God is order. But if you bravely open the Old Testament-past the famous verses and into the deep cuts-you find a Creator who seems to be running the universe on infinite power and absolutely zero sleep.

• You see a God who reacts to a bad haircut joke by sending bears to maul 42 children.
• You see a God who creates a law demanding a woman's hand be cut off for a specific, awkward mistake during a fight.
• You see a God who threatens his own people with "emerods" (hemorrhoids) and madness just for breaking the rules.

It is time for a loving intervention.

God Needs a Wife? takes you on a tour of 79 authentic, head-scratching biblical moments that prove even the Almighty could use a Partner. Someone to stand beside Him when the anger flares up. Someone to gently lower the lightning bolt. Someone to whisper, "Honey, I know they are annoying, but let's not melt their eyes today. Let's just give them a timeout."

This book is equal parts hilarious and surprisingly tender. It is a cosmic performance review that asks the question: Was the fire and fury actually a cry for help?

Read it for the shock. Keep it for the laughter. Remember it for the prayer that changes everything.