Pass the Nipple Cream: A Real-Talk Guide to the First 12 Months of Motherhood

"The brutally honest survival guide to your first year of motherhood."
"Less 'what to expect, ' more 'WTF is happening?'"
"Pass the nipple cream and the wine, mama."

Pass the Nipple Cream is a funny, raw, real-talk guide for millennial moms who are going through the insanity of the first 12 months with a baby. From late pregnancy to newborn, to recovery, and then all those milestones, this book approaches maternity and motherhood with humor and relatability and speak directly to mothers needing solidarity, not philosophy.

The author takes you on her personal journey of having a baby in the pandemic, navigating her healing body, keeping her sanity during sleep regressions, and learning how to cope with all that a new baby throws at you. You'll laugh, you'll relate, or want to pour a glass of wine as you feel like you're sitting next to a real mom friend.

Whether you're due any day, holding a newborn, or already a few months into your postpartum journey, Pass the Nipple Cream fills the emotional support gap that "expecting" books don't cover.